At Home-Tech, one of our favorite international holidays is Saturday. But, wait — the banks are still open, mail is being delivered. You’re probably stymied — which festive holiday falls on Saturday, September 19th?
Ahoy, matey — it’s International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Everyone around the world is speaking “Pirate” today, so we wanted to make sure everyone in the Sarasota/Bradenton area is, too.
Begad, there’s nothin’ worse than when one of yer most dependable appliances stages a mutiny and leaves ya’ marooned. If yer air conditioner goes belly-up in this heat, ya’ might even want to walk the plank! And if yer stove or refrigerator poops out on ya’ in yer galley, that means no grub for yer belly. What if the ice maker in yer freezer sinks? No grog! And without grog ya’ can’t get three sheets to the wind and do a jig on the deck with yer mates.
Without a Gold or Silver Service Agreement, a lad or lass could end up high and dry. Don’t waste your loot on blaggards — there are plenty of hornswagglers out there who just want yer doubloons, without delivering service, but avast ye – that’s NOT Home-Tech, where all hands are on deck for all our buccaneers. Yo-ho-ho, you won’t have to be afeard or addled when it comes to poxes on your appliances when you set sail for Home-Tech.
In landlubber terms, just like a smart Captain, you’ll want to go for the Gold when it comes to our Service Agreements. It’s popular, it’s clear, and it takes the stress out of home ownership. The Gold covers all your major appliances and includes unlimited service calls at no charge. Not only that, there’s complete parts and labor coverage, and emergency service 7 days a week, including holidays. Some pirates though, prefer Silver – and our Silver Service Agreements deliver much of the same, with a minimal service fee per call. For more details, call (800)-800-8356 ext 3. Whether Gold or Silver – our dependable Service Agreements take the guess work out of appliance repair and bring peace of mind.
Enjoy International Talk Like A Pirate Day peg legs, wenches, and buckos – and if you need some help with translation, grab a bottle o’ rum and point your starboard (computer mouse) to http://www.talklikeapirate.com/translator.html
Jolly luck, you scurvy dogs!